One of my blog readers wrote me this today...
"I occasionally joke about not knowing what I want to do when I grow up (I'm in my mid-forties and have spent my entire career in retail -- first in store management, then buying, and now in planning and supply chain), but I think I've narrowed it down.
My first thought was it's time to open a store in the BVIs. But I'm thinking perhaps a job in government or banking, as it appears they do have to do anything but say "Come back later".
Decisions... decisions..."
So who is ready to hear todays reason why it has now taken 46 days (and counting) to get a twelve thousand CD released that was held against a $229.00 Visa bill?? I think I have decided that what is happening now is that i am shooting myself in the foot and they are actually reading my blog going "we will get you!" I think the anonymous charter captains blog went out the window a couple years ago.
We were supposed to get a phone call today when the fax/signature came through right? Well, by after 1 no phone call, so I took the bull by the horns and decided I would phone as opposed to spending another two hours sitting in the bank. I was pleased when the woman I was dealing with two days ago answered the phone. That quickly dissipated though when I realized I had made the mistake of sending Bazza in yesterday and now this lady who I have dealt with (and sits right next to the OTHER lady, and was the one QUESTIONING whether Bazza could close it) has washed her hands of the matter and said, "I don't know, it was done yesterday with your husband and faxes went back and forth" I corrected that no, apparently we now needed a magic fax signature, but wait for this, cuz you know what is coming don't you???? Or do you???
The other girl is OUT TO LUNCH and she will get her to call me when she comes back. (which she never did...call that is, I have no idea if she came back from lunch, there seems to be a tendency on island for people not to come back from lunch, so who knows!) At this point the week seemed long, and we bowed our head and have given up until later on next week. Perhaps the bank does not have enough money on hand to give me my measly twelve thousand dollars? Is that possible?? No, I don't think so, I think they read my blog and are fooling with me now.
Probably next week if it is still not happening i will have to throw all caution to the wind and make an appointment with the manager. Maybe he can also find my business checks that I have not been able to find out about for a couple weeks either.
Just to cap off the fun filled banking day, my clearinghouse went to put a deposit check in the Scotia Bank for me in St Thomas. Yep, the same bank that "lost" a large deposit sometime between St Thomas and Tortola this summer. They have my preprinted deposit slips, and I guess the teller did not want to accept the deposit. Not knowing what to do with it! I believe my clearinghouse had to finally go see a customer service rep and tell them to train their tellers, that the check had to go over to Tortola (don't we have computers in the banking industry here yet? It would appear from my latest experiences that perhaps we do not yet, and they are sitting in a back office with pencil and paper and an abacus maybe!) They cautioned me that I would want to stay on top of it and check and make sure the check actually gets here next week. Great. You can probably imagine how that made my day!
Did I mention that I was actually very excited about going back on charter? Wouldn't you be?? I know I have talked about the saga of the fairy lights for the cockpit and their costs this week. Well three days later I believe, the job is finally done! I think they have been up and down about 4 times. Every time I went upstairs one of the guys was clipping up new fairy lights (you really did not expect them all to work right out of the box did you???)
They are up now, I don't care if they give off purple, pink, green or no light! They are staying!!

Imagine my surprise when I went down to the office in the ama and saw a picture that looked very much like a lot of pictures that I have taken in the Lion! Apparently the office is a bazza electronic shop now! (He will show me for not letting him put the ROV on the boat now!)

But on the up side, we also have satellite radio "sort of" when the satellites pass over for the right time periods and the boat is at anchor and not moving anyways...at least it had the right channel on! The new country station...(Probably all our guests will soon find the "all Jimmy Buffett station, all Margaritaville all the time channel though!"

As I told you this week I made the rounds of all the grocery stores, trying to figure out my best bet for provisioning. The one I chose, I went into yesterday afternoon, looked over all their shelves and coolers to see exactly what was there and then sat down with them and gave them a list. I was sure that I had won one of the games this week and i would get everything on my order, as after all, I sat and looked at it all just before they closed yesterday...No such luck!
Did I mention that I was looking forward to going on charter this weekend? This group is practically celebrities now they have been on the boat so many times. Always right over the election period and the numbers were always 8 Republicans to 2 Democrats, with the 2 democrats grumbling about years of hell every time, so I was actually looking forward to the fireworks this Tuesday only to have them tell me on the phone that SOME OF THE DIE HEART Republicans switched their vote in the advance polling this year. They just could not bring themselves to go Republican. I am not sure about what that says about the election over all, but I am looking forward to Tuesday anyways. Although I wonder what we will be able to replace it with as a soap opera for the next couple years....
Anyways, this almost celebrity group of mine now, had their picture from last time in Lats and Atts Magazine this winter when we had Michael Bean play on the boat (sorry, don't expect him next week!)

And they also had this picture in the BVI Yacht Guide this past August. I expect no less from them then Caribbean Travel and Life or Newsweek this year!
OK, I feel better I ranted enough here (I can't believe anyone reads this drivel besides my mother, but apparently, people do!) Time to go put a show on TV..and I downloaded Survivor last night, so tonights feature is Prison Break and Survivor! Big night for pathetic Bazza and I!